roflmao i cant help it this one got me
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a
comfortable
cruising altitude, the Captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies
and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number
293,
nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is
good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now
sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed, and after a few
minutes, the
captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so
sorry
if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant
accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the
front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see
the back of mine!"
i have a whole email full of these if you want more email me at [email protected] i will gladly send it. it is all about things heard on airline pa systems
Clean up on aisle 5... 
Send em to me crazy thang---
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