OT - 25 Sign you have grown up

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those d--- kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM! 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

Kudos, I like that.

Christine, Get out of my mind !!! These are soooooo true ! Even though I was never a bar hopper. Just couldn't get into that part.

My favorite is # 1!! But # 5 has been going on with me for YEARS!!! Smooch Arlies

Since almost all of those apply to me, I guess I am all grown up. My personal favorite is #15. I used to love to sleep on the couch growing up. Now if I just nap there, I have a back ache. Of course #17 is a good one too. My husband and I just did the dinner and a movie date and were home by 9:00 pm. Too Funny! Melissa PS Lunch was fun. We must do that once per month between meetings.

hmmm... now number 1 ??? I detest that! I could never keep any of them houseplants alive, not even THOSE!!!!! hahaha.. nuff said , lets leave it at that y'all enjoy the day, still got a few more hours of daylight outside, not that I would know what that is I'll be back home around 10ish or so, therefore, Tammy, make sure to post something I can reply to okay?? *innocentlookonface* ~~Andie~~