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Well, this one's worth a good, long laugh! ~~~~~
~~~ Find your new name & Post it for everyone to enjoy. ~~~~~
The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
Captain Underpants & The Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the 3rd letter of your first name to find your new 1st name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
Use the 2nd letter of your last name to find the 1st half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
Use the 3rd letter of your last name to find the 2nd half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Children laugh an average of 146 times a day; Adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
Well, this one's worth a good, long laugh! ~~~~~
~~~ Find your new name & Post it for everyone to enjoy. ~~~~~
The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
Captain Underpants & The Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the 3rd letter of your first name to find your new 1st name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
Use the 2nd letter of your last name to find the 1st half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
Use the 3rd letter of your last name to find the 2nd half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Children laugh an average of 146 times a day; Adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. 
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~ Signed,
Cheesy Chicken-Tush, wife of Snickle Chicken-Tush ~ 
B. Farkle-Dunkin OMG.. well I did NOT expect all these compliments 
I do thank you guys from the bottom of my heart though. As you all know it's been a pretty long road for me and at this time, I'm just happy to be where I am, even if I never lost another pound. Although I know that I am continuing to lose, and intend on making at least another 60 lb come off over the next year, I'm also a lot more comfortable with my size and this is actually what I weighed 15 yrs ago when I had my oldest kid. Amazing. It's just simply unexplainable, the newfound energy and thirst for life one gets after coming out of that "don't have energy to even walk to the mailbox" coma...... I know a lot of pre ops out there are wondering if this is too dangerous or if they would make it on what you can eat after surgery. I 'm at the stage that I can pretty much have what I want "in healthy amounts and sensibly chosen". I've come this far and I'm enjoying the freedom this tool gives me. I've yet to feel hungry and I've learned to recognize my body's "I'mFULL!" signs ( hiccups and/or burping) and I've made it down 20 points on my BMI in 9 months. How amazing!
The reason I really posted a new pic is because my husband said he's got a new wife now.. so I pulled the last year's christmas picture out.. and compared to this years... and I was SHOCKED. It's true, I'm still looking at the same old "ME" in the mirror. He notices the changes more since he's gone sometimes at sea, and he's happy as a bug these days 
Anyways.. sorry for the rambling,
THANKS GUYS!! You are great!! I feel such an ego boost every time I come here
~Cheezy~
I do thank you guys from the bottom of my heart though. As you all know it's been a pretty long road for me and at this time, I'm just happy to be where I am, even if I never lost another pound. Although I know that I am continuing to lose, and intend on making at least another 60 lb come off over the next year, I'm also a lot more comfortable with my size and this is actually what I weighed 15 yrs ago when I had my oldest kid. Amazing. It's just simply unexplainable, the newfound energy and thirst for life one gets after coming out of that "don't have energy to even walk to the mailbox" coma...... I know a lot of pre ops out there are wondering if this is too dangerous or if they would make it on what you can eat after surgery. I 'm at the stage that I can pretty much have what I want "in healthy amounts and sensibly chosen". I've come this far and I'm enjoying the freedom this tool gives me. I've yet to feel hungry and I've learned to recognize my body's "I'mFULL!" signs ( hiccups and/or burping) and I've made it down 20 points on my BMI in 9 months. How amazing!
The reason I really posted a new pic is because my husband said he's got a new wife now.. so I pulled the last year's christmas picture out.. and compared to this years... and I was SHOCKED. It's true, I'm still looking at the same old "ME" in the mirror. He notices the changes more since he's gone sometimes at sea, and he's happy as a bug these days
Anyways.. sorry for the rambling,
THANKS GUYS!! You are great!! I feel such an ego boost every time I come here
~Cheezy~ Most Active
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