OT: Sunday Sermon humor
Here's anutter!!!
Smooch
Arlies
Sunday Sermon
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> A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
> his Sunday Sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
> The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put
> into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of
> sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil. At the
> conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
>
> The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke
> - Dead Third worm in sperm - Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil -
> Alive.
>
> So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this
> demonstration? A little old women in the back quickly raised her hand
> and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have
> worms!"
>
> Don't you just love little old ladies????