Lets see how dirty your minds are?!?!?!

"An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office and while there the Doctor asked for a sperm count. He gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar >home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing" The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."

OMG !!! No wonder he gave me a strange but dirty look. I grabbed the wronge thing !!! OK, I guess that I shouldn't have said that b/c I'm pretty sure there are a few people that probably think that I am a (Ho Nanny) nasty person. Boy are they But really, I couldn't help myself.... That was too good of a set-up not to say anything.

Yoy be the Ho Nanny!!! You be the Ho Nanny!!!! Should the Queen submit another decree ? Smooches & Hugs The Queen

I KNEW IT... I KNEW IT...... Yes, I want a Decree..... Better make it with fill in the blanks though, b/c you know I ain't alone in this. Anyways, those who know me know that I am a little