ANOTHER FUNNY FOR YALL!!!
Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground
> > and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and
> > Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting
that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his
mother.
> > "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss,
then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane......"
> >
> > At this point Mommy cut him off and said," Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to
see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
> >
> > At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
started his story about the car going into the woods, the undressing, Aunt
Jane laying down on the back seat. Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing
the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the
Army.
> >
> > MORAL OF THE STORY IS: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole
> > story before you interrupt.
Arlies 
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