A FUNNY FOR TODAY!!!
hey yall here is another funny i thought you would like..
Embarrassing Moment
> >
> >In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a
> >tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was
> her
> >turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow
> her
> >leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly
> >embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached
> behind
> >her
> >to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough
> slack
> >to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she
> >couldn't.
> >
> >So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
> unzip
> >her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
> Once
> >again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.. With a little
> >smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more
> and
> >again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who
> was
> >standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her
> gently
> >on the step of the bus.
> >
> >She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
> "How
> >dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan
> smiled
> >and
> >drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you
> >unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
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