Just for your funny bone
The husband had just finished reading a new
book entitled 'You Can Be the Man of Your House.'
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to
his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From
now on, you
need
to know that I am the man of this house and my word is
law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when
I'm
finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
dessert.
After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and
we will have
the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going
to draw me
my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and
towel me dry and
bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and
hands. Then
after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?"
His wife replied,
"The flipping' funeral director would be my guess."
Most Active
Recent Topics
