Joke of the Day
Amy, a blonde NJ city girl, marries a Iowa farmer. One morning, on his
way out to check on the cows the farmer says to Amy, "The artificial
insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today so
I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the
barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"
So the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes
him down the barn. They walk along long row of cows and when she sees
the nail, she tells him, "This is the one... right here."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be
another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you
know this is the cow to be bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very
confidently. Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence, says: "I guess it's to hang your pants on.
that was too funny.
Wayne
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