Good Morning Missouri...

Happy Twosday to all that read these words of wisdom. I figured there are those of you out there that I do not know very well and will probably never meet because of location SO..... I have come up with a list of very pertinate questions to ask that will allow me to get to know each of you a little better. Ready? Ok here goes; 1. Is your bellybutton an innie or an outie? - I have a great big innie 2. Which side of your head do you part your hair? - I part my hair on the right 3. Which side of the bed do you sleep on? - If you are looking at my bed I sleep on the extreame left side because my wife hogs the rest (but I still love her anyways) 4. When you stub your toe do you cuss or do you substitute words like freak or crap or fragglesnap? - If my kids aren't around I cuss like mad but if they are then fragglesnap works well 5. Whats the logest you have EVER gone without showering? - 5 days and don't ask why 6. What is your favorite feature about yourself? - My eyes because they are a purtty green 7. What is your least favorite feature about yourself? - My man boobs 8. Name one embarrasing moment about yourself? - My pants fell down at church 9. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why? - I would go to Brazil because that is where my wife grew up and I would love to see and share that with her 10. Whats your favorite movie? - The Lord Of The Rings trilogy Have fun Wayne

I hope to meet you one day soon... maybe at the February Springfield Support Group... But... I'll answer your questions anyway... 1. Belly button is an innie... add it to the rest of the stretch marks and scars, mine's great biggie! 2. Part my hair on the left... I think... If I'm not doing a "comb over to the back... " 3. I was a Right side of the bed sleeper until my new husband came into the picture... Now I'm sleeping w/you on the left... don't guess that sounds right... :P 4. I'm a cusser... wish I weren't... I hadn't thought about Fraggle's in a long time... You remember Fraggle Rock??? 5. Not sure on the showering thing. I've always been one that showers atleast every other day... But I'm sure I've gone longer... like right after surgery. 6. I agree, I like my eyes. All the females in my family have the most beautiful blue eyes ever! Mine are finally starting to brighten back up! Got kinda dule there for awhile... 7. Hatein' the saggy boobs and thighs! I'm for sure looking at plastic surgery! 8. Too many embarrassing moments to think of. One was in high school, I fell down three flights of stairs w/my clarinet in hand... breaking only the clarinet! Yes! I'm a band geek! :P 9. Always thougt I wanted to travel to Australia. Not sure why... 10. Favorite all time movie ever... "The Little Princess" - Shirley Temple. The old one... don't like the color! This was fun! Keep em comin'! ~Stacey

I look forward to meeting you at the meeting. You will have to come up and say hi because I never can put people together when Ive ony seen thier picture. According to your picture you part your hair on the right and never tell my wife that I sleep with you on the left side of the bed (she woulden't approve). Yes I remember Fragglerock, I think they were drug addicts (or maybe that was me). Thank you for your answers Wayne

1. Is your bellybutton an innie or an outie? - I have a Innie 2. Which side of your head do you part your hair? - Dont usually part my hair 3. Which side of the bed do you sleep on? - If I am laying in bed it is the right side. If you at the foot of the bed it is the left side. lol 4. When you stub your toe do you cuss or do you substitute words like freak or crap or fragglesnap? - Both 5. Whats the logest you have EVER gone without showering? - Do sponge baths count?? lol I would say 3 days (mother was in hospital was washing up at sin****il I found out hospital offered guest showers) 6. What is your favorite feature about yourself? - My eyes 7. What is your least favorite feature about yourself? - All the junk in my trunk (hubby loves it tho) 8. Name one embarrasing moment about yourself? - Long story short: was outside in a sundress without anything underneath. Was pulling vines off my fence, went to step back tripped over my concret edgeing that I put around my flower beds. Did a complete summersolt (backwards) dress flipped over my head and bare butt was shineing to the neighborhood. 9. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why? - I would love to go to Italy. That is where my g-parents came from. 10. Whats your favorite movie? - All time favorite is: Tommy Boy Melissa

I never knew you were a flasher Its good to see you back on the boards. Wayne

Well here I go: Gee maybe I should travel the 3 hours and come to Springfield to meet you also. Would love to meet all of you. Well here goes. 1. I have a nice little innie - even for my age 2. No part in my hair 3. Heavens forbid. I have slept on the left side of the bed for 49 years with my wonderful hubby. Could not sleep on any other side, even tho he teases me and says I hog the bed. 4. Hate to say I cuss but when I stub my toe it hurts. 5. 6 weeks with only wash off allowed after hip surgery. I like to take a shower 1 or twice a day depending if I work or not. As a nurse, I usually like to shower when I get home on account of all those germs. 6. Definitely my smile - 7. my saggy arms 8. I was walking into hospital and my slip fell on the pavement at the entrance of the hospital. 9. England - ancestors came from there 10. The Student Prince (boy, I outdate myself here) Colette

1. I have a giant innie - my children could hide things in their if I let them 2. Part in the middle - once, it was red with blonde highlights and I parted it on the side - just to be differenct 3. I sleep on the left side and can't wait until this silly CPAP machine is a thing of the past..... 4. I love to cuss for affect but usually am speechless when I stub my toe - all I can usually do is hiss and breathe - probably residual from childbirth classes. 5. I went 2 weeks after the birth of my first child - I was sick and in the hospital. He was in ICU and I insisted on nursing him (which was every 2 hours). I was able to get a room on the intern floor and wore my bathrobe around the hospital until he was released. This was Jewish Hospital in STL. They were closing the nursery section so there were rooms available for nursing moms. 6. My hair is long, thick, blondish-brown and quite pretty - 7. My pendulous belly 8. Lots of them - Read #5 and imagine me wandering around the hospital after giving birth and using the same elevators as all those people visiting patients in the hospital. Now add paper products from being post-surgical, wet shirts from learning how to nurse a baby, no showers and in general looking like I came in from the street! 9. New Zealand - it looks so beautiful (see #10) 10. The Lord of the Rings Movies by Peter Jackson

Glad I diden't run into you at the hospital. You would have scared the hell out of me. Did you notice we like the same movies. Wayne

1. I have a giant innie - my children could hide things in their if I let them 2. Part in the middle - once, it was red with blonde highlights and I parted it on the side - just to be differenct 3. I sleep on the left side and can't wait until this silly CPAP machine is a thing of the past..... 4. I love to cuss for affect but usually am speechless when I stub my toe - all I can usually do is hiss and breathe - probably residual from childbirth classes. 5. I went 2 weeks after the birth of my first child - I was sick and in the hospital. He was in ICU and I insisted on nursing him (which was every 2 hours). I was able to get a room on the intern floor and wore my bathrobe around the hospital until he was released. This was Jewish Hospital in STL. They were closing the nursery section so there were rooms available for nursing moms. 6. My hair is long, thick, blondish-brown and quite pretty - 7. My pendulous belly 8. Lots of them - Read #5 and imagine me wandering around the hospital after giving birth and using the same elevators as all those people visiting patients in the hospital. Now add paper products from being post-surgical, wet shirts from learning how to nurse a baby, no showers and in general looking like I came in from the street! 9. New Zealand - it looks so beautiful (see #10) 10. The Lord of the Rings Movies by Peter Jackson

Ok so this is working. I wanted to get to know you and I found out that you are a bed hoggin, toe stub cussin, saggy armed, slip strippin germ aphobic person. Oh yea and by the way, I would LOVE to meet you. Wayne