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Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about ... Can you cry underwater? _______________________________________________________________________________ How important does a person have to be before the are considered assasinated instead of just murdered? _______________________________________________________________________________ Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" Where's the other penny going to? _______________________________________________________________________________ Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? _______________________________________________________________________________ Why does a round pizza come in a square box? _______________________________________________________________________________ What disease did cured ham have? _______________________________________________________________________________ How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? _______________________________________________________________________________ Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? _______________________________________________________________________________ If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? _______________________________________________________________________________ Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV? _______________________________________________________________________________ Why do people pay to up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? _______________________________________________________________________________ Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. _______________________________________________________________________________ Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? _______________________________________________________________________________ Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? _______________________________________________________________________________ If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? _______________________________________________________________________________ Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? _______________________________________________________________________________ If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in the boat? _______________________________________________________________________________ Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to thier crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? _______________________________________________________________________________ Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!! _______________________________________________________________________________ If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? _______________________________________________________________________________ If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from? _______________________________________________________________________________ If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? _______________________________________________________________________________ Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? _______________________________________________________________________________ Why did you just try singing the two songs above? _______________________________________________________________________________ Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt. _______________________________________________________________________________ Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face, he gets mad at you, but then you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Things that make you go HMMMMMM! Very funny, thanks for the laugh. Wayne