Three Ladies

 
Three  Ladies in a Sauna 

 THREE  WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN , WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.  THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND 
THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTINGLY.
 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE   SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP
 UNDER THE SKIN OF MY  ARM.

A  FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN
 LIFTED  HER PALM TO HER EAR.. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE
EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS   MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY    HAND.' 
THE   OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE,
 SHE DECIDED  SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE
 STEPPED OUT OF  THE SAUNA AND WENT TO  THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER
 HANGING FROM HER REAR END. 
THE  OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. 
THE OLDER  WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK
 AT THAT....I'M   GETTING A FAX!!