Weds Humor

 A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in
      the sweetest little  lisp, between two missing teeth,

      "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

       As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees
       so that he's on  her level and asks,

       "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy
       bwack wabbit, or  maybe one like that cute widdle bwown
       wabbit over there?"

       She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on
      her knees, leans  forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

       "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

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One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer
of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names with
small American flags mounted on either side of it.

The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the
pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy and said quietly, "Good
morning, Alex."

"Good morning, Pastor," he replied, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor,
what is this"? he asked.

The pastor said, "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and
women who died in the service."

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear,
asked, "Which service? The 8:30 or the 10:45"?