Jamaican Sandals ...

Jamaican Sandals A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come in my humble shop!" So they walked in, and the Jamaican said, "I have some spayshul sandals I tink you would be liking to buy.. Dey make you wild at the sex." The wife got really interested in buying the sandals, but the husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was. The husband asked the shopkeeper, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon. You doan haff to do a ting cept try dem on." So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on de wrong feets!, you got dem on de wrong feets!".

: now that is funny dont care who you are. What are you doing up so late? Have you all completed your move? Talk to you later . Jan

Hehehehe Hi Jan,yes Im still packing thought Id get a break and see who post what? Thought Id post that for our readers in the Morning lol goodnight hun and Godbless

That is too funny Tony!! I'll be telling that one all day!!!!! Thanks, Susan