Jesus is watching you!!
He is Watching
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> >A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
> >around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in
> >his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
> >saying, "Jesus is watching you."
> >
> >He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and
> >froze.
> >
> >When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and
> >continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
> >wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
> >
> > Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
> >source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
> >flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
> >"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
> >
> >"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
> >you that he's watching you"
> >
> >The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
> >
> >"Moses," replied the bird.
> >
> >"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
> >Moses?"
> >
> >"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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. I can't wait to meet you. Julia Most Active
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