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>A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, a dinner he
>planned to try to make up with his wife after an argument. He thinks it is
>going fairly well. But then he begins staring at a drunken lady swigging
>her
>drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.
>
>The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
>
>
>
>"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to
>drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't
>been
>sober since."
>
>
>"My goodness!" says the wife, "Who would think that a person could go on
>celebrating that long?"
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