My Living Will is in place

I, Julia Davis, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no cir****tances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass nineth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: glass of wine buttered popcorn margarita cold beer chicken fried steak and cream gravy mexican food french fries pizza bowl of ice cream cup of coffee chocolate or ALL OF THE ABOVE Then it should be presumed that I will never get better. When this determination is reached, I shall hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day!! Julia

I have fallen out of my chair laughing. Julia, so funny!!!! ~Diana~

Julia your a crack up!!!!!! Gretta