Poor Dear Abby

Dear Abby: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby: What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR? Dear Abby: I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his. Dear Abby: I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby: I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Dear Abby: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? Dear Abby: I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out? Dear Abby: My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy. Dear Abby: I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he dran****il one night he came home sober.(I love this one!!) Dear Abby: My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause. Dear Abby: You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Melissa: This is just too funny: Tressia