Pay Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge headfirst into everything I do. * I do not get weekends or holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. * I work in high temperatures. * My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work eight hours straight * You fall asleep after brief work periods. * You do not always follow the orders of the management team. * You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. * You do not take initiative. * You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. * You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. * You will retire well before you are 65. * You are unable to work double shifts. * You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not enough, *You are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags. Sincerely, The Management

Oh my goodness Melissa.lol You are getting frisky as you lose weight arent you? Jan

Jan I have always been frisky or so my DH says!!!!! The weight loss just helps bring out the better in me. lol Melissa

OH MY! I know an OH board that should be posted on! Or do you already visit that board?? or ????? (heehee)

This is about the funniest one you have put on here....I had a lady that works with me sit here and laugh until we almost wet ourselves..... Good one Rachael

Oh Melissa, I love it!!! I'm going to print that one out to show my DH. Guess he won't be asking for a raise any time soon.......... Huera