NO BULL!!!
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant
following a day roaming around
in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a
sizzling, scrumptious
looking platter being served at the next table. Not
only did it look good,
the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter,
"What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent
taste! Those are called
Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull
fight this morning. A
delicacy!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an
order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is
only one serving per
day because there is only one bull fight each
morning. If you come early and
place your order, we will be sure to save you th is
delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his
order, and that evening
was served the one and only special delicacy of the
day. After a few bites,
inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and
said, "These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the
ones I saw you serve
yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
"Si, Senor. Sometimes the
bull wins.
Melissa,
I know this is a joke, but not to far from truth!
I was watching a show on TV the other day and they were showing specialty foods from different states and in Texas they have a place that sells fried bull testicles!!
There was alot of people there tasting them for the first time and they loved them!!
But I'm like Jan YUCK YUCK!!!!
Love Brenda