Thought this was funny

Andy W.
on 7/24/06 2:37 am - Tulsa, OK
Since Melissa is busy I thought I'd post something I found rather funny A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair ...." "The funeral director," said his wife. Gotta love it!!!
MeMe214
on 7/24/06 3:20 am - Joplin, MO
Andrew That was too funny. I copied it and sent it to my DH. Do you think he will get the message??? lol Melissa
Debbie M.
on 7/24/06 4:12 am - Harrisonville, MO
...ok, ok, it's good to be back...hilarious!! Can't wait for hubby to get home now. He is always being the jokes home and usually there blonde ones...ugh !
Andy W.
on 7/24/06 4:21 am - Tulsa, OK
Deb you and Melissa be nice to ya hubby's now LOL Oh lawd Melissa, I'm sure Dr. H will get a kick outta that lol Glad to hear both of ya are still kickin lol Bless ya's!! Andrew
Debbie M.
on 7/24/06 4:38 am - Harrisonville, MO
LOL Andrew...me? be mean to my hubby? he wouldn't know what to do if I wasn't picking on him and him picking on me. He'd think I'd didn't love him or sumthin and that's the truth ...lol By the way, love the new hair "Andy Afro?"
Blondie **
on 7/24/06 12:03 pm - Mean People Suck, MO
Andrew, My BUD...what is that? A Chia Pet on your signature? hehehe
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