No offence to anyone from Texas!
Texas Blind Man 
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!"
The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"
The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!" 
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!"
The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"
The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!" 
Hey Barb T,
I am glad I can give you a smile. I am a christian and so many people think when you become a christian your supposed to be reserved, quiet & glum, but I say God never took away my sense of humor, he gave me more to smile about.
I know my mission in life is to sing gospel music and to be a light to the world. And I believe good, clean humor is to be included.
God Bless You 
Brenda
Brenda Brenda,
I had to learn that even though we are Christian that you need to laugh sometimes to keep from crying. Sometimes just dealing with family you need all the laughter you can get. 
Even though my children are grown and three are in the ministry I find that the two that are not yet saved keeps me praying and laughing to keep from crying, but God knows what He's doing and I pray they find their way soooooon. But you keep smiling too I love a good laugh. I think sometimes in church they ought to have a laughing service, my Pastor also has a good sense of humor but he tell us what thus says the Word of God. I know you have a beautiful voice so keep ministering in song.
God bless !
Barb T. in KC. back atcha you!
Even though my children are grown and three are in the ministry I find that the two that are not yet saved keeps me praying and laughing to keep from crying, but God knows what He's doing and I pray they find their way soooooon. But you keep smiling too I love a good laugh. I think sometimes in church they ought to have a laughing service, my Pastor also has a good sense of humor but he tell us what thus says the Word of God. I know you have a beautiful voice so keep ministering in song.
God bless !
Barb T. in KC. back atcha you! 
I love it!!!!
I know what ya mean bout people thinking just cuz your a christian you can joke and have fun, sheeeesh Im sure Jesus had a laugh or three in His day!!! lol
Bless ya!!
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