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Walmart Shopper
A very unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Walmart with
her two kids. After shoving her way past several customers
waiting to get carts, she says to the Walmart greeter, "Go
through those carts and find me one that doesn't need oiling for once!"
Yes Ma'am, happy to oblige," says the Greeter, and picks out
a cart for her. "Here you are, Ma'am, hope this one is okay," he says.
"If you'd get out of my way, maybe I could find out!" snaps the woman.
Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter says, standing aside, "And you and the twins
have a nice day." The woman snarls, "They're not twins, you moron!
They don't even look alike"The greeter smiles, "No they don't Ma'am.
I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
Jan
Your too much!!!! I got one for you also.
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing his wife
turning back and forth, looking at herself
in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he
asked what she'd like to
have for her Birthday.
I'd like to be a six again, she replied,
still looking in the
mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, made her a nice
big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took
her to Six Flags theme
park. What a day! He put her on every ride
in the park; the Death
Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Monster Roller Coaster...
everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of
the theme park. Her
head was reeling and her stomach felt
upside downupside down
He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a
Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a
soda pop, and her
favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous
adventure! Finally she
wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile
and lovingly asked,
Well Dear, what was it like being six
again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression
suddenly changed.
I meant my DRESS SIZE, you dumb ass!!
The moral of the story: Even when a man
IS listening, he is
going to get it wrong!
Your too much!!!! I got one for you also.
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing his wife
turning back and forth, looking at herself
in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he
asked what she'd like to
have for her Birthday.
I'd like to be a six again, she replied,
still looking in the
mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, made her a nice
big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took
her to Six Flags theme
park. What a day! He put her on every ride
in the park; the Death
Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Monster Roller Coaster...
everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of
the theme park. Her
head was reeling and her stomach felt
upside downupside down
He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a
Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a
soda pop, and her
favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous
adventure! Finally she
wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile
and lovingly asked,
Well Dear, what was it like being six
again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression
suddenly changed.
I meant my DRESS SIZE, you dumb ass!!
The moral of the story: Even when a man
IS listening, he is
going to get it wrong! 
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