Freezing to death-funny joke
Subject: Fw: freezing to death
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> Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you
> die?" the first man asks the second.
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> "I froze to death," says the second.
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> "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
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> "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the
> shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually,
> it's
> a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if
> you're
> sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
>
> "I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was
> cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to
> the
> bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no
> one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was
> hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I
> got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes
> his
> head. "That's so ironic," he says.
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> "What do you mean?" asks the first man.
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> "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be
> alive."
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