OT. Joke I thought was funny anyway.

A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The hillbilly asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. The minister replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen *****s than let liquor touch these lips." The hillbilly then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Wow, me too. I didn't know we got a choice.

lol i thoguht it was funny too.