Latex
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little
old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a
little joke as he put on his gloves.
Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't."
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico
with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand
sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let
them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion
of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds!
are always working..
Wayne
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