Funny bone
A nice, calm, and respectable woman went into a pharmacy, looked the
pharmacist straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some
cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?"
The woman replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's
eyes
got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you cyanide
to
kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll
throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! No!
You
CANNOT have any cyanide!" The woman reached into her purse and pulled
out
a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The
pharmacist
looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now, that's different. You
didn't tell me you had a prescription!
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