Viberations

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do have *****s. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks, "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy ooone, ttten inchessss lllong aaand aabbout ttwo inchesss hthiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ? The clerk responds, "Yes we do." "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffagguunn offfff?" Sorry if I offended anyone. Melissa

I had to read it again before i got it , oh my gosh ,you are bad. !!!! Bad girl

ROFLMAO. I almost cried I laughed so hard. THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!! Wayne

I peed alittle.......