Some ppls never know when to keep their mouth SHUT!!!!!!

A Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes. The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting. "It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-****ed him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid **** and act like an ********o He sent me." Sorry this was one I knew you all would appricate!!!! Melissa

yea!!! I have met some of those people in my life that I wish God would have sent me to do his work lol Jan

I wholeheartedly agree... As a mother of a former soldier (thank goodness he just GOT out of the Army) who served in Iraq and was injured there... THANK YOU! That is how I feel. These fine young people - our sons, daughters, sisters, brothers, husbands and wives are laying it down on the line for everyone... for those who care and equally for those who don't... It humbles me immensely... Elizabeth~