If My Body Were A Car!!!!!

If My Body Were A Car If my body was a car this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in on a newer model...I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a litle dull, But thats not the worst of it..My headlights are out of focus and its especially hard to see things close...my tractions is not as gracedful as it once was..I slip and slide and my skid and bump into things even in the best of weather...my Whitewalls are stained with varicose veins... It takes me hours to reasch my maxium speed..My fuel rate burns inefficiently..But here is the worst of it..Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter... Either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!!!

hahahahahah so funny Craig. So other than all of that how are you doing? Glad your sister finally joined us here. Are you feeling any better than you were ? I am excited about seeing Dr. H on Wednesday. Have to go with my hubby this morning for a nerve conduction test in his arm, to see if the nerves are beginning to grow back there. His hand still has two fingers and his thumb that stays numb on him all the time. Well need to go and get him us and fix his coffee so will say buy and talk to you later. Jan

If I were a car I would be an old hoopty with a bad motor. My engine is about ready to blow, guess it is a good thing I am getting the pacemaker put in next month. I guess that will be like overhauling my engine, I sure need it done.

HA! If my body were a car ... today it would be a GREMLIN.... remember those? Not so much for size/shape/ability BUT for the name alone.... I HATE ARTHRITIS AND DAMP RAINY WEATHER... ok...back to our regularly scheduled morning! Elizabeth~