Persistent Dragon Butt

I have scared small animals with my gaseous expulsions, not sure whether I have scared any children.  Well, I haven't heard any screaming from them, but that could be due to the fact that they were temporarily rendered unable to breathe.

YOU GUYS! Make me laugh. 

What ???!!!  Farting is SERIOUS business!

You guys are crackin me up!!

My worst place is the gym. I get moving and so does everything else!
I always pick a treadmill next to a big burly guy....I mean...c'mon...wouldn't you ASSume the worst of him too??

I used to be the big, burly...OK, the big, fat guy at the gym.  You have now dispelled my longstanding delusion that the women at the gym who chose treadmills next to mine were drawn by many charms, but apparently they just wanted a plausible person to blame for their farts.  Oh, the horror!  Um.... well....uh, even back then it was me sometimes, which makes those women either really clever or very brave.

Didn't mean to burst your bubble, Buddy...so to speak!

Yes, the quality of the gas is definitely much more "impressive" than pre-surgery.  I recently had traveler's tummy (baaadd gas & diarrhea) from Israel and had a 12 hour plane ride home......'nuf said.

You poor thing!!  Hopefully the captain didn't have to drop down the oxygen masks.

Well, thank goodness for Immodium and Gas-X.  I was taking them by the fistfulls.  Kept the, um, symptoms under control but I was still quite uncomfortable.  Felt like I had put a giant cork on it!

Now THIS is more like it!

Next time it gets too quiet, we'll just have to get another FART conversation flowing!

Or would that be - blowing?

Perhaps we can discuss the cause and effect relationship between our dietary intake, and whether our poop floats or sinks. THAT would be interesting!!!