Take this, RP!

My farts have been unbelievably stinky the past few days - yes, even for ME! I mean, EYE-WATERING STENCH kinda stinky! (hmmm... could it be the wasabi almonds?) So I'm sitting here, all by my lonesome, plugging away at work, and let a quiet one slip. No big deal, right?

WRONG.

Poor, poor custodian Dave - he came in the door at JUST the wrong time and made a beeline for my work space. I've created quite a bit of trash in the last couple of days...

WHOOPSIES!!

What can a girl do but act utterly innocent???

oh god...lol

If custodian Dave didn't acknowledge what you had done, acting innocent was the ladylike thing to do, even if his eyes were watering and he had to hold his breath until he could escape.  Thank you for providing this important modern etiquette lesson.

 Wasabi?? I love wasabi too. Almonds, peanuts, Chinese sushi or straight from the bottle...

STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE????

            

        

It's official.  YOU, Paul, are my new HERO!!!  I mean, I bet you never have any issues with your sinuses being plugged up, eh?

    

(although if my suspicions as to the origins of my OWN stench are correct, perhaps having clogged sinuses would be a blessing???)

I have to laugh at Paul!  You read that whole post and the only thing you got from it was Wasabi

Me, my mind couldn't get past the EYE-WATERING STENCH!   

You go Darla!  I always have to blame the dog because my kids are at the age where they will just announce to everyone at the bus stop what foul gas I have!  My husband just shakes his head and looks at me like "really?"

You all crack me up!

Tess

OMG, you are too damn funny!!!  I am sitting here at my desk lmao!!  Hope you can make it to the next coffee meeting in North Branch if we have one, would love to meet you!!