Confessions of a Serial Farter (considerably OT)

 Mmmmm, well, maybe. But I keep coming back!! 

RP....LOL you make everything fun!!

Hugs...connie d

 You are the Dr Seuss of flatulence RP!  Perhaps you should write a children's book "Green Gas and Ham"  


I would not like them here or there
I would not like them anywhere
I do NOT like Green Gas and Ham 
I do not like them,  RP I am!

I am apparently the Pied Piper of Poopers ( we weren't allowed to say "fart" as children, so we called them "poopers".

Always love your posts, RP!
You're such a GAS!

Thanks for the laugh... we ALL get it!

Shannon

We couldn't say Fart either!  And we have the kids say TOOT.

Last year my Son Wyatt, then 6, came home from school and said
"Mom, I learned a new word today on the bus!"

Me - flinching and steeling myself for what was to come.......

He said "It's FART!  It's Spanish for TOOT!"

Me, with my back turned, silently laughing hysterically!  I'm sure that is the first of a very long list of unsavory words that will be learned and brought home from the bus.......

It's just never a dull moment around here.   Thanks for the giggle RP!  Keep them coming!