Getting Separated

Dear Right Thigh,

I know we have been together for a long time and I love you more than my saddle bag, but....I have to let you know that you have been rubbing me the wrong way for years now!! 


The chaffing, the sweating, the...ugh I just don't have the energy to list it all...I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!! 


Over the last 10 months we have been slowly growing apart and I have finally come to the point where I can clearly see we are not meeting each other on all aspects of our life together and I have to say that I am greatly relieved that we are moving in separate directions.

Please understand, it's not you, it's me and I just need you to stop touching me!!

With all the love I can muster for you,

The Left Thigh



To better clarify the letter above...

I'M GETTING A FREAKING SPACE BETWEEN MY THIGHS!! 

I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror this morning at work and was adjusting my shirt when I noticed that I had some light coming from my "nether regions"!!!  I thought to myself "HOLY ****!! that can't be!!  I have NEVER had my thighs not touch!"  AWESOME!!!

Samantha,

You really had me going there for a minute......Whew.....Your funny.

Isn't it awesome.....Our bodies change and it's the best gift of all....

Congrats on getting seperated......LOL.....

Kelly

That made me laugh so hard.

I can't wait for my lower belly to write the same letter to my my upper belly.

 That is a very fun perspective and I totally KWYM! YAY for thigh separation!!!

Samanths....you are so funny...I laughed so hard....love a great story!!

Congrats to you and your thighs!!

Hugs...connie d

Great sense of humor! Another WOW moment can't wait to get to myself!
Linda

 That's just hilarious!!  Congrats to you and your thighs, I love it!

 Love, love, love it!   Thank you for the much needed laugh!  That was creatively wonderful, thank you for sharing!

I LOVE IT! 

To this day, over 3 years out, the lack of friction down there is one of my biggest post-WLS joys! 

Whodathunkit???