ummmm what did you just say
I took a couple of my kids to the thrift store in town they were having a big sale and the lady looks at me and says " We have a great selection for maternity" Umm EXCUSE ME....what did you say....... I said oh that would be nice if I was PREGNANT .......... DUMMY......... Man that just set me off........ I am not pregnant you fool....... UGGG See I told you I have gained weight but I didn't know I looked fricken pregnant........................... Nice talk about the DEPRESSION setting back in.......... Good thing I can't eat anything yet or I will look like I was due already LOL DUMMY
Okay, everyone, let's help Marsha with some good comebacks for stupid people - because if I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - YOU CAN'T. FIX. STUPID.
How 'bout - "How wonderful! When are you due?!?!?"
or - "Perhaps you'd like a moment to re-consider whether or not that was an appropriate comment for you to make. I'll wait. "
"Thank you - and have YOU checked out the selection of lovely embroidered polyester pantsuits, support hose and red hats?"
Or maybe just a good, hard STARE would have gotten the point across...?
Hmmm.... yup, I think I like the good hard stare. Passive/aggressive. Make her squirm when she realizes her mistake.
Marsha, I just saw you a few weeks ago, and you looked FABULOUS. I KNOW you haven't blown up in the mean time, you were just exposed to an idiot. They're everywhere. You just have to laugh.
wuv you
How 'bout - "How wonderful! When are you due?!?!?"
or - "Perhaps you'd like a moment to re-consider whether or not that was an appropriate comment for you to make. I'll wait. "
"Thank you - and have YOU checked out the selection of lovely embroidered polyester pantsuits, support hose and red hats?"
Or maybe just a good, hard STARE would have gotten the point across...?
Hmmm.... yup, I think I like the good hard stare. Passive/aggressive. Make her squirm when she realizes her mistake.
Marsha, I just saw you a few weeks ago, and you looked FABULOUS. I KNOW you haven't blown up in the mean time, you were just exposed to an idiot. They're everywhere. You just have to laugh.
wuv you
Imperfect does not = unsuccessful
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on 7/27/10 7:13 am - Clear Lake, MN
on 7/27/10 7:13 am - Clear Lake, MN
Awe.....I saw you at a MG coffee awhile ago, maybe last Fall? Have you gained since then? Because I thought you looked PERFECT then.....I DON'T believe for one minute that you look pregnant, NO WAY.....
Kel
Kel