This morning's WOW moment, 3 years out ~

The further out you get from WLS, the fewer and farther between the WOW moments.  But I had one this morning, just thought I'd share.

I have the pleasure of being able to dress pretty casually here at work (if I dress TOO nice, people think I'm going to a job interview or a funeral!) So this morning I put on some olive cargo capris from last summer - I knew they were a bit large, but I really like 'em!  Every time I walked from one room to another, they slid down and made me look like I was wearing a loaded diaper in the tush, so I reached back into the depths of my closet to grab an old belt.  SO old, that I hadn't been able to wear any of them for probably 20 years or more - but of course I kept them for 'some day'.

Well, today was some day, only all my old belts were WAY too huge!  I mean like a good 10 inches between the tightest hole and where I NEEDED the hole to be!  So, I broke out a wood screw and drilled myself a new hole in one of the belts, then cut about a FOOT off the end of the belt!

Silly, and I'm sure if anyone saw the hack job I did on the end of the belt they'd think - 'TRAILER TRASH!!!'   But I don't care!!!! 

That is FANTASTIC! 

Oh, and I would not have thought you looked like trailer trash...unless of course you had daisy dukes with a sweatshirt tucked in and the belt on over top

  <---- SCROTUM THIGHS here will NEVER - I repeat, NEVER see the inside of a pair of "Daisy Dukes".    That would just be cruel.  To the rest of the world, that is.

I would laugh at that, but now I'm concerned that maybe you have been peeking in at me while I don't have any pants on!      Man my thighs are something else!  Good thing I've been with my hubby for almost 13 years because man o man I wouldn't want to try dating with these bad boys!

Sweetie, I was lots bigger than you, for lots longer.  I'd pit these disgusting sacks of goo against ANYBODY! 

But it's okay - better to have scrotum thighs than tree trunks!

Very true!  Also, plastics can take care of the scrotum thighs, but then you would have to deal with rail road tracks...but that could be a good thing!

LOL!  you would never be trailer trashey....but I love it!!  looking fantastic, young lady!  I still wont try wearing a belt, the very thought still gives me hives....

YAY  Darla Lou way to go!!!!!!!!!  That is so fricken sweet........ Keep up the great work.................

Darla:

That is fantastic!  However, and I hate to tell you this, but you will never be trashy. Humorous, yes, trashy, no.   Way to go!

RP

A girl can dream, can't she?