FARTING...............

Oh my gosh I don't know why I think this is so funny BUT......... my farts are stinky lately I mean like really bad and I found the torture for my 14 year old....  hehehehehehe............... he was smarting off in the truck so I let one go and he couldn't role down the window..................HEHEHEHEHE...................Then he's like mom that's gross so I let another one go................HEHEHEHEHE................ Man my truck is gonna stink for a week...............HEHEHEHEHE..............

So do any of your farts stink?????????  HEHEHEHEHEHE......................

I am just in a silly mood today and farts are funny today............  Well everyday for that matter..............HEHEHEHEHEHE........................

Have a great weekend guys......................... 

   Ummmmm, YES!  I use the bathroom in the morning and no matter what I spray......... well..... it lingers!  My husband just can't believe it!

Anyone have anything for that?  I take Beano in the morning and it helps, but the daily elimination is just not pretty.  I'm dyin over here!  HELP!

PS - I can give him the number to child services!    That is cruel and unusual punishment!  Ha!

Oh my, YES!!! It's been so many years since my WLS and they STILL stink. It's nice that I can usually get away w/blaming it on 1 of my kids (theirs smell just as bad) as they are always farting themselves. It's so bad tho when I'm at the grocery store and can't stop it. I try to leave the aisle as fast as possible before someone realizes it was me. LOL!

ya'll need to lower your dairy in- take LOL
Kelly/tink

it's not a dairy issue w/me at all. Other than a bit of cheese every once in a great while, I can't eat ice cream w/out getting painfully sick and I don't drink milk at all. No yogurt, sour cream, cottage cheese (I love it, but just rarely eat it), etc. For me, it has to do w/the amt of my intestines my surgeon bypassed...he bypassed more than what would normally be done.

Thank you so much for the good laugh...I so needed that!  I can also relate as I have the smelliest gas ever!

One word...Devrom.

I stopped milk all together and it sure helps.  No ice cream and no milk.  I still do yogurt and cottage cheese.  But the milk and ice cream does that to me. 

Do my farts stink? 

Well, sometimes they do, and sometimes they don't.  Most of the time, they are downright FOUL!!!

But after 20 years with an extraordinarily gassy man, I say - payback is a *****!

Dairy, mainly MILK, really does a number on me.  Yogurt, cottage cheese and such - not so much, but DANG!  And I don't often drink milk, but I DO indulge in a weekly latte!

LMAO!!!  WOW I have a lot to look forward to.  I am soooo excited......... NOT!!!

But it seems like it is what it is!!!