OT- Funny pick up lines - had to share
Pick up lines by Bubba & Cooter, straight outta
White Trash, USA. Enjoy!
1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?cuz I can see myself in em.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
8) Yer eyes are as blue as windex.
9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
10) Are you an overdue library book? Cuz you got fine written all over you. AND.. the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
White Trash, USA. Enjoy!
1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?cuz I can see myself in em.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
8) Yer eyes are as blue as windex.
9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
10) Are you an overdue library book? Cuz you got fine written all over you. AND.. the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
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