Centers for Disease Control
Subject: Fwd: Centers for Disease Control
The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert
about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that
is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer
(WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your
colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT
TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life
entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you
should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and
purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating
Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer
Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five
friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already
been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert
about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that
is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer
(WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your
colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT
TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life
entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you
should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and
purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating
Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer
Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five
friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already
been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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