OT: For you gals going fishing!
Never Argue with a Woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to
their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short
distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her
book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his
boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good
morning, Ma'am.
What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't
that obvious?")
You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take
you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
sexual assault, "says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For
all I know you could start at any moment"
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL :
Never argue with a woman *****ads.
It's likely she can also think.
One morning, the husband returns the boat to
their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short
distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her
book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his
boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good
morning, Ma'am.
What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't
that obvious?")
You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take
you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
sexual assault, "says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For
all I know you could start at any moment"
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL :
Never argue with a woman *****ads.
It's likely she can also think.
Never let your memories be greater than your dreams.
Connie, it's just too bad there had been no interest from anybody wanting to go to Santorini's tonight! Fantastic 70s classic rock band, a very nice, comfortably attractive venue, and REAL people! All our age! Thankfully, it's nothing like any 'bar' I've been to like twenty years ago-- some fun gals here are really missing out on a FUN night of chatting, laughing, dancing, laughing, etc.! Don't allow me to ever say, "hey, you had your chance!?!!!" Gotta get to bed now--have been up All night--just love watching the pre-dawn sun rising! If I can get a ride, I'll hopefully be at MG coffee in the morning! Called Metro, but being the day before, it's way too iffy! I love you bunches, but my bunches are not as bunched up as yours!?!!! Hee, hee, ha, ha! (Couldn't resist!?!!)
Oceans of love and hugs galore, Patti Never let your memories be greater than your dreams.
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