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I am trying to stay awake at work... I did a quick turnaround from last night to this morning at 7 a.m. so I am pooped..... Usually the news keeps me awake but today has been a pretty slow day. What are you up to? Anything funny happen over the weekend? Tell all!

We are eating dinner last night and Evan (our 4 y.o.) is sitting there pissed that he can't be watching Winnie the Pooh while eating so he says "oh shoot" and pouts while we all continue on. Finally he decides to start eating and with each bite he says "oh, this is GOOD" and then the next bite is "Oh yuck, who put this on my plate" and the next bite is "my tummy likes this" and the next is "this tastes like green beans and I hate green beans"...and on & on & on!   All he had on his plate was hamburger and ketchup 'cuz that's all he wanted!!!   Little sh_t.

Hi Elena, Well on Friday we took our boat out to make sure it would run good for this weekend, and well ahhh, my boob fell out of my bathing suit. Luckily there was no one too close to notice. I tied it up a little tighter and it didn't happen again......Whew, wouldn't want to scare anyone with these little saggy boobs. Kelly

Kelly - Great story!   It reminds me of a boating story. A few years ago my husband and I went on a spin in my parents' boat with my sister and her husband. Well, it was very choppy on the lake that day, so there was lots of bouncing. Later on my bra was bothering me and I mentioned it to my DH and he said "Why don't you just take it off?" Which if you are a C or better, you all know the answer to that statement. To which my husband replies "Why not, your sister wasn't wearing one on the boat!" ...Ahem, yes she was..... 

This thread seems to have taken a turn for the boobs, so here's my little tidbit for the pot - I bought some cutlets this weekend at Wallyworld!!!  I slipped 'em in as soon as I got in the car (made sure no one was watching, first...), then got home and waited to see if Rich had any comments.  (He's a major boob man.)  Nothing. So I went upstairs, took one out, and came down - left cutlet in, right cutlet MIA.  Again - Nothing.  WTF???  So I TOLD him what I had on, and he proceeded to STARE.  Nope, he couldn't really tell, but he DID think I looked - uh.... "colder" on my right side.  IF ya get my drift.   (*Yo)

Get some of these: http://www.bodyperks.com/ THEN he'll stare. lol. And so will others. They were created by a couple of Twin Cities ladies. lol

          Wouldn't that be considered "Falsie advertising"???

Whatever gets the guy to drool.... they won't care in the long run. HA!

Speaking of "the Girls" I picked up a cute top at a garage sale this weekend and I tried it on I thought it showed too much cleavage, but my sister didn't, she actually thinks I should wear it on my next date.  Anyway my BIL come home and she told me to go try it on and get a guys opinion, well he liked it told me that there really is no such thing as too much clesveage, needless to say I was blushing, a lot!  Now the only problem is to find a good bra casuse there seems to be more and more space in the VS bra I bought a month ago, but the one I got from Target that is the same size still seems to fit, but doesn't lkift as much.  Talk about frustrating the balloons are deflating so much I am not sure how to keep them up where they are supposed to be!