Three Norwegians go down to Mexico...
Three Norwegians go down to Mexico to celebrate college graduation, get
Drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed
In the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the
Night before.
The first one, Sven, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if
He has any last words. He says, 'I yust graduated from St. Olaf College
In Northfield Minnesota and believe in the almighty power of God to
Intervene on the behalf of the innocent.' They throw the switch and
Nothing happens.
They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees; beg for Sven's
Forgiveness, and release him.
The second, Lars, is strapped in and gives his last words, 'I yust
Graduated from the Concordia College in Moorhead Minnesota and I
Believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the
Innocent.' They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately fall to their knees; beg for his
Forgiveness, and release him.
The last one, Ole, is strapped in and says, 'Vell, I'm from the
University of Nort' Dakota in Grand Forks and yust graduated with a
Degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya ain't
Gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this t'ing in.
I yust LOVE me some Scandahoovian humor! Thanks there, Sweetsue!!! 
Imperfect does not = unsuccessful
Sue....you have some of the best jokes!! I love your new avatar if I haven't told you that already. I am still trying to play catch up on the boards. Hopefully tonight I will be back at square one!!
Hope all is well with you pretty lady!! Nic's counts were still good today...no shots needed. He is so happy about that!!!! Love and hugs dear friend.....connie d
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