the reason we keep our husbands around

kangaroo5
on 4/5/08 12:08 am - MN

I went into A GNC yesterday to buy some whey protein powder. I wasn't really sure what kind to buy, and had some questions. The guy who was working at the time couldn't have been over 20 years old and looked like a super steroid junkie. He and 3 skinny as a string bean teens were all blocking the whey protein, so I walked over there and politely excused myself.....no one budged....I cleared my throat, and said "sorry to interrupt but I would like to look at this"....NOT EVEN AN INCH OF MOVEMENT! They were too busy talking about how to "pump up the muscle" *terminator voice* and how if they baught some of this crap at 60 bucks a bottle then girls would like them. And some other derogatory remarks tword girls that I wont repeat. Needless to say I was pretty ticked at this point! Good thing my husband was with me, He kept me from extending my claws and lashing out like a cougar. He simply walkes up to the hormone inraged teenagers and says"excuse me but my wife would like to look at the whey protein that you are blocking with your so called bulging byceps, OH and don't worry, you wont need to buy that crap because no matter how big your muscles get, the girls aint going to like you anyway, trust me they are more into boys with respect and you apparently have none!" Hahahaha! they moved.....

shannonlynn1965
on 4/5/08 12:42 am - Albert Lea, MN

RNY on 03/10/08

Hooorrraaayyyy for your husband!

sweetsue617
on 4/5/08 1:40 am - Thunder Bay, Canada

Good answer! (Does your hubby have a clone??) You should be darn proud of him for that!!!

kangaroo5
on 4/5/08 9:05 am - MN

I am proud of him, as far as having a clone...he does, but I keep him locked up in the closet just in case I need a spare....j\k

Maureen C.
on 4/5/08 2:17 am - Mankato, MN

RNY on 03/20/08

What a good man! You are a lucky woman!

"I really don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you are alive, you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, you've got to make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death." Mel Brooks

TheKid
on 4/5/08 2:46 am - Mound, MN

RNY on 06/20/07

Congratulate your husband for me.

kangaroo5
on 4/5/08 3:48 am - MN

Thanks guys...Yeah he's great!! He's the "act decent, stand up strait, mind your p's and q's, and tuck your shirt in because theres a lady in the room" kind of man. I love him!!