OT: Nursery rhymes we didn't have as kids...

Over_the-Rainbow
on 2/1/08 11:51 am - Hopkins, MN

Nursery Rhymes We Didn't have as kids......... if the pics don't post, check this out on my profile!

Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little *******

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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ********************

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass" ********************

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ********************

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ********************

GEORGIE PORGIE Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. ********************

There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was bad........ She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo and a sports car.

Never let your memories be greater than your dreams.

sweetsue617
on 2/2/08 12:41 am - Thunder Bay, Canada

Hi Patti! Wow! Those are so warped--and funny! Definitely my kind of rhyme! I checked your profile but didn't see any illustrations. But that's okay--makes one have to imagine what the pics would be! Do you pronounce your last name TRU-AX or TRAW (French pronunciation?) Just curious.. Have a great weekend--and see you in Duluth? ((HUG)) **SUE**

Over_the-Rainbow
on 2/3/08 4:39 pm - Hopkins, MN

RNY on 07/25/06

Hi Sue! Actually the pics with the nursery rhymes didn't transfer to either this board or my profile, eh. If you'd like, eh, send me your Email address and I can add you to my 'jokes/forwards' list--I abhor some friends sending out each and every 'forward', and I'm very picky/choosy, and actually do a cut & paste separate because of potential viruses, eh.

So, my last name is pronounced Tru-ax, and even though in college I 'pretended' it was French, it's actually German. My ancestors came through Ellis Island, and shortened it from von Truaxe. And, there's a Truax forest in Germany as well...'lah-dee-freaking-dah', to quote my dear Chris Farley! And yes, I plan on being in Duluth the entire weekend of our big 'meet 'n greet 'n gab 'n laugh 'n browse 'n shop.....can't wait to meet you Sweet Sue--I do believe it, that you truly are! Hugs galore, Patti

Never let your memories be greater than your dreams.

sweetsue617
on 2/3/08 9:27 pm - Thunder Bay, Canada

Thanks for the response, Patti! How cool is your family history! Both sides of my history are so YAHHWWWNNN that one of my sisters claims that Great Aunt Whooosits on our father's side was Frank Lloyd Wright's mistress, so we claim that FLW is ''Uncle Frank". That did give my kids a charge--they actually researched him (before computers...) and did a 'show 'n tell' at school about Mom's famous 'Uncle Frank'! (((I really don't know if this is fact or fiction!)) I'm so looking forward to meeting you at Duluth Days! ((HUG)) **SUE** (And my email address is [email protected]))

NicoleLynn
on 2/2/08 2:34 am - Minneapolis, MN

RNY on 12/04/07

Okay these made me laugh! I too couldn't find the illustrations, but I agree w/Sue it makes you use your imagination!

"When you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."

Over_the-Rainbow
on 2/3/08 4:47 pm - Hopkins, MN

RNY on 07/25/06

Nicole-lyn, your avatar is stupenderifficicous!!! Great job with it! I sure enjoyed meeting you Saturday at Burnsville coffee, and will see you at many more of the PNC groups and whichever coffees I get to on my bi-weekends off. Have a fantastic week--think SPRING! Hugs galore, Patti

Never let your memories be greater than your dreams.

sweetsue617
on 2/3/08 9:19 pm - Thunder Bay, Canada

Holy Smokes, NicoleLynn~, You are absolutely shrinking!!!! Thanks for posting a new picture---this one is totally different from the other! WTG and congrats on the shrinking! You are doing fabulously! (((HUG))) **SUE**

lynnk
on 2/2/08 10:25 am - burnsville, MN

RNY on 05/10/05

Those are sooooo up my alley-my sisters and I would make up this kind of thing for giggles all the time-we are all twisted.... It was great to see you again this morning-hope the rest of your day was fun-I am winding down and ready to hit the sack hugs! lynn

LynnK

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