I wanna share some laughter!
"Murphy's Laws for Parents"
1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week.2. Leakproof thermoses will.
3. The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
4. The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the argument over whose day it is to take out the trash ends.
5. The shirt your child must wear today will be the only one that needs to be washed or mended.
6. Gym clothes left at school in lockers mildew at a faster rate than other clothing.
7. The item your child lost, and must have for school within the next ten seconds, will be found in the last place you look.
8. Sick children recover miraculously when the pediatrician enters the treatment room.
9. Refrigerated items, used daily, will gravitate toward the back of the refrigerator.
10. Your chances of being seen by someone you know dramatically increase if you drive your child to school in your robe and curlers.
Good Morning, Sweet Sue:
I so enjoyed your "laughter" listings and they are so true. Even with all my gang grown and gone, there were a lot of memories brought back......like mildewed gym clothes. The "refrigerated items moving toward the back" is really current for me. I cleaned my frige yesterday and could not believe what items had gotten lost in the back of the fridge. Some were not even recognizable.
Well, just wanted to drop in and say "Hi" and "thank you" for the chuckles. 
Have a "great" Monday!!
Sending you lots of hugs with
sprinkles of love..........
..........Granny Eileen
Imperfect does not = unsuccessful
