OT: Yearly Physical (JOKE)
I recently went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 5,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'3".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a *****
'Live Simply. Love Generously. Care Deeply. Speak Kindly. Leave the rest to God!
'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'
(deactivated member)
on 1/20/08 10:16 pm - MN
on 1/20/08 10:16 pm - MN
VERY CUTE - I love starting Monday's with a laugh!
Thanks Carol!
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