LONG, but worth it.

Be on watch!! Don't let this happen to you. SERIOUSLY! I'm so glad someone has figured it out. Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago . It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose. Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches lower than my original) to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. Now, my rear complemented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion. It was two years ago when I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and I watched horrified but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time. How clever and fiendish. Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning. In despair, I gave up my T-shirts.. What could they do to me next? My poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving turkey it now resembled. That's why I decided to tell my story. I can't take on the medical profession by myself. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee. That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you? The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted," look again. Was it lifted from you? I think I finally found my thighs.. And I hope that Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them! This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS. P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

I am sitting here laughing my butt off ok that could be taken litterally too lol I am two months out and my thighs are covering my new skinny knees, I waited so long to wear shorts and now because of skin I wont be able to. Its too gross to look at but at least i feel better and look better in MY CLOTHES LOL But I cannot take off my clothes things are hanging already i DONT KNOW WHAT WILL BECOME OF ME BUT I can already relate to your post, thank you for making me smile, I needed it been having a rough weekend, Have a great night! thank you Angie post op 2/21/06 -70lbs

Peggy, I have had the same thing happen to me too. Strange but oh so true. I told my Dr that I went from a 46 D to a 38 B long. He laughed so hard at me. I know exactly what your talking about. The best to you in your new found adventures.....lol Brenda

O.M.G. Peggy, I think it's an alien invasion. They are taking our body parts and replacing then with pieces of hanging, sagging, used skin!!! Why, oh why are they doing this to us? Then you think they could be kind and take it all at one time, but nooooo they have to take it one section at a time, and drag it out over a period of six to eighteen mounths. It's torture I tell you, TORTURE!!! God bless you, Annette

Peggy.... I am laughing hysterically!!! I had to read it to my husband and he is laughing hysterically!!! he thinks you are on to something..... Nikki

Thanks Peggy! That was the best laugh I've had in a while.

GREAT! I had a good laugh at that one Peggy! How are you feeling? How's the knee doing? I know you wrote you were in PT, is that still going on? Hope you are doing well and feeling stronger each day! Love, Pam