To Be 6 Again! - funny

To Be 6 Again!   

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his  wife, who was looking at
herself in the mirror. Since her birthday
was not far off he asked what she'd like to 
have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still
looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky
Charms, and then took her to Six Flags
theme park. What a day! He put her on
every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster,
everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the
theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her
to a McDonald's where he ordered her a
Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda
pop, and her favorite  candy, M&M's. What
a fabulous adventure! 

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 

 
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like
being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 

'I meant my dress size, you __ _ _ _ _ -!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.


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