Thursday Morning Coffee

My SIL and BIL say "oh,for sure" (more like fer shur) ALL THE TIME, IN RESPONSE TO EVERYTHING.  It drives our family nuts!   We've started saying it back to them, but I don't think they realize why.  It's just become their little idiosyncracy and they don't know how often they are saying, I think.  Their 4 year old says it all the time, too!  

Me, who always points out everyone else's flaws, was shown one of mine the other day.

I was having a perfectly nice conversation with Dave and right in the middle he starts cracking up.  Of course I was mad....what could be so funny?  He said I don't say "remember" I say "member".  As in "Member that one time we went to band camp?".  I couldn't believe it!  How could I have gone my whole life saying that and no one tell me?  

Oh wait! I have another example!  My sister has started her own business selling homemade bath products.  She is doing a fabulous job, and her marketing is really cute.  She sent me some samples and on the foot soak she put "heals" instead of "heels".  I had to point it out to her and she was so embarrassed!  I told her I thought she did it on purpose because of the play on words.

BTW-she designed a special powder just for my "chub rub" that is fabulous for all of that hanging skin that chafes.  If anyone's interested in buying some, send me a PM. Maybe I can bring some samples to our get-together in Oct.  Sorry for the shameless plug.

You crack me up . . .

And BTW . . . I think I'm the Queen of Chub Rub Town!

You won't be Queen for long!!
Wait until next summer...you will love not having that thing hanging around when it's hot out.

all I heard was "Band Camp"

Hi everyone, 

Geez, where did the day go. I've been meaning to post all day and it just ended up being a very busy day.....so here it is 7:30 pm and I'm just posting!

QOTD:  I would fine these kids (mostly boys) who where their pants with their boxers showing and the waist on their jeans way down to their knees.....drives me NUTS.  How can they walk and what could possibly be attractive about that??

When I see those boys with their pants down to their knees and their rear hanging out, I can't help myself, I just have to tell them how that originate.

You see that is how inmates advertised for companionship, when they were lonely in the jail.
and I would then end with Your trousers are hanging pretty low you must be really lonely.

Go Mary!

I would love to fine all the drivers that text.  Sorry folks but I would rather, and the testing backs me, be on the road with a driver UTI.  I took my DD phone from her.  She can do that when I'm not in the car.