Michigan police????

joshchaffee
on 7/14/09 8:54 pm
GOOD
    > A Lansing , MI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a
12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which
read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an
accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket
full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
    >
    > BETTER
    > A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Grand Rapids , MI . A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs...
    >
    > BEST
    > A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Michigan State
Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's
Ball. 'He replied, ' MichiganState Troopers don't have balls.' There was
a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
and left..
Jani
on 7/14/09 10:31 pm - Interlochen, MI
I'll have to remember the 'Best' for the next time I get pulled over!  Too good.

Jan

It is what it is.
If He brings you to it, He'll bring you through it...






Tretre87
on 7/15/09 2:07 am
LMAO..Thank you..i needed that laugh!
elm62
on 7/15/09 2:54 am - Clarkston, MI
Thanks

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lisa S.
on 7/15/09 4:20 am - MI
Thanks for the giggle!

  

    
pineview01
on 7/15/09 11:15 am - Davison, MI
Very funny!

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Decker1976
on 7/16/09 1:08 pm
My laughs for the evening! Thanks:-)
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