Michigan police????
GOOD
> A Lansing , MI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a
12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which
read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an
accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket
full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
>
> BETTER
> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Grand Rapids , MI . A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs...
>
> BEST
> A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Michigan State
Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's
Ball. 'He replied, ' MichiganState Troopers don't have balls.' There was
a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
and left..
> A Lansing , MI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a
12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which
read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an
accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket
full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
>
> BETTER
> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Grand Rapids , MI . A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs...
>
> BEST
> A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Michigan State
Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's
Ball. 'He replied, ' MichiganState Troopers don't have balls.' There was
a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
and left..
Thanks
Edie
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